So this was meant to be an everyday thing, but between chasing my dreams, facing reality, overcoming nightmares and keeping my fantasies in check. I lost track of time. But that doesn’t seem like a good enough reason. The truth is I went home and when that happens, I slip into stupid mode. The stupid mode is that designated condition I get into when all that matters is how much food I eat and what’s on TV. This includes everything from documentaries, news to a lesson or two from my Naija brethren on how to be rich and steal your best friend’s man. Since those are my only hobbies, I always do such with a lot of passion. Maybe I should get other hobbies before I have to change my wardrobe again and have to give up some privileges like heels. New hobbies.. this is going to be tough. Aahh! It’s exhausting to even think about it. It’s just easier to continue stuffing myself with more sugar and carbs. After all, true beauty is on the inside ..ha ha. That sounded like a desperate attempt at making myself feel good. But in this day and age when you can literally alter who and what you are…it shouldn’t be that hard. If I get more big, I’ll just get a gastric by-pass, lipo or even a sex change. Like Cher’s kid… Chaz.  Since I thought of becoming an entertainment reporter, let me fill you in. so this chic was a chic but she realized that she fancied the same sex when she was a teenager. Sasa you know that vibe of feeling trapped in your body blah blah blah ...yeah she was struck with that and in 2008, the transformation began. So now she is a he. I wish that could happen this side of the planet.

This is how she looked before…and after.

I don’t know if she got the whole package but she/he does have a hot girlfriend.   

So I think I should now stop the gossip there and move on to more important things…like my studies. This never ending quest to prove am not dumb. To sit through a lecture by someone who’s hoping you won’t notice his stupidity in an attempt to wipe away yours. But it now feels like am doing it coz I have no idea what I want career wise. Maybe I’ve been thinking too pedestrian. I should evaluate opportunities available as a tampon tester, armpit-smell-tester, breath odor evaluator or flatulence smell-reduction underwear maker. Maybe I might lose weight from all that vomiting.

while you ponder if you are in the right career path..i'll go deal with my assignments.

where it all started..

I always wanted to start my own blog..but in this age, who doesn't? My own blog would be cool as it will be a reflection of who I am..kinda like how people have kids and it makes them happy to see a part of themslves in someone else. But since having kids is not an option for me right now, i have settled on a blog to be an outgrowth of who i am. Outgrowth..mmhhh..doesn't sound like a cool word..makes me think of being in an agriculture class.We'll find a better synonym..i hope thats how u spell synonym.
  
Onwards and onwards..so i realised that my life was not exactly how i had hoped it would be. Am not rich, no prince charming knocked on my door with a glass slipper..and even if he did i doubt the shoe will be my size(do they make size 10 glass slippers?)   There are many other reasons but for the sake of my public image, i will not disclose them right now..i have to play cool and yes i do have a public image..in my head i rule the world..enough said.

Plus there is the getting old part..which i detest. I wish i could stay young forever..have the energy to dance all night and attend my lectures during the day but my body has other plans. To wear me down to a life of routine and make me get comfortable with what i have. The process has already began and it scares me shitless. I think i need to find a reason to make it better.. some sort of gratification..like how ugly chicks always claim that there are too busy for boys or some bullshit like that when the truth is..no man would look at them twice. OK, I admit that was harsh , but no one ever thinks they are ugly..unless you are a character in a teen movie who has self esteem issues.  

After careful analysis, i came to the conclusion that i should start blogging. this will give me a great opportunity to bore people with my thoughts and i can go on and on about anything. I get to be the boss.